By Susan Ohanian

A Adequate Yearly Progress Amplification Auctioneer

C Charter Schools Cootie Covenant Coach

D DIBELS Doo-doo Data Depository Debriefer

E Education Trust Eco-Corporate Evangelist

F Fordham Foundation Flatulence Fandango Franchiser

G Global Economy Grammar School Gulag Gaffer

H Hoover Institution Hubris Hoo-Ha Homeboy

I IEP Information-Superhighway Iron-on Icon Impresario

J Juvenile Justice Jingoism Juggler

K Kindergarten Kangaroo Court Kingpin

L Literacy Longitudinal Legerdemain Litterbox Lieutenant

M McGraw-Hill Manifest Destiny Monopoly Memorabiliast

N NCLB Nuclear Waste Necromancer

O Open Court Output Overflow-valve Optimization Occultist

P Phonemic Awareness Pandemic Poppycock Peddler

Q Quick-and-Dirty-Certification Quagmire Quizmaster

R Reading First Robo-rigor Retrofit Revisionist

S Standards Softshoe Systems-theory Shakeout Spook

T Test-Prep Thirty-three-tier taxonomy Triage Trafficker

U U. S. Department of Education Ultimate Upheaval Underboss

V Voyager Value-added Vivisectionist

W Workbook-without-borders Wreckage Wholesaler

X Xenophia Xpert

Y Yuck-factor Yackety-yak-yak Yield Y