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Bush in a bar

March 1, 2002

Dear Substance,
President Bush and Education Secretary Rod Paige are sitting at a bar.
A guy walks in, notices them and asks the bartender, “Aren’t those two George W. Bush and Rod Paige sitting over there?”
The bartender says, “Yep, that’s them.”
So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”
Bush says, “We’re planning our new Education plan, but you can’t tell the General Accounting Office.”
The guy replies, “Really! What’s going to happen?”
Bush says, “Well, we’re going to test 24 million teachers and one accountant.”
The guy exclaims, “An accountant, why test an accountant?”
Bush turns to Paige, punches him and says, “See, I told you so! No one cares about the 24 million teachers! The public just wants to make sure that we test someone who doesn’t work for Arthur Andersen, and hit Kenneth Lay really hard. Let me call my brother in Florida and get his Enron suit going and his A+ polling started.”

Sincerely,

Cao Quan, Boca Raton, FL

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Dealing with issues, not images

February 8, 2002

Dear Substance,
Someone who is not homophobic recently remarked, “Bedfellows make strange politics.” I was reminded of this when I saw the February Substance photo of Ted Dallas, the UPC stalwart and fiercest critic of the new union leadership, and myself engaged in conversation. I am not vain enough to worry about the unflattering picture of myself, which drove my wife into temporary hysterics when she saw it. But after all I am not as photogenic as Sharon, Sue Carroll or Baby Samuel, and no sarcasm intended.
But I do wish to use the photo to tell your readers what I have told Ted Dallas in some recent conversations and in a long, 40-minute phone call initiated by me. This is a paraphrase of what I have said.
Ted, if you want to be effective as a Loyal Opposition, forget the patronage issues and intramural politicking of PACT. Stick to matters of principles. There is legitimate criticism of PACT for not hitting the ground running with a program to repeal 4.5 and win our bargaining rights back. True, you never made 4.5 an issue when Reece was in charge, and it may smack of hypocrisy, but so be it.
The issue of “no more multi-year contracts” has been around since October 2000 when I submitted that proposal for a special order of business by petition signed by 82 House members. That petition was thrown out unilaterally, arbitrarily and capriciously by then Recording Secretary Pam Massarsky. That petition was rejected on the ground that I had no right to circulate it as a retiree delegate, who does not vote on contracts. No legal opinion nor citation was ever made. Even worse, not a single signer of that petition, including then opposition leader, Deborah Lynch Walsh, raised the issue of the petition. Deborah told me, in effect, “Jerry, if you can get an item to the floor, we’ll support you.” Of course, it never got to the floor, and I was told informally, “Jerry, wait until we are in power.” Well, a president usually has only a honeymoon of 100 days, and PACT should hit the ground running on this issue.
I think Len Kedzior, a long-time member of the retiree’s silent majority, was correct in chiding PACT for having no specific action program for repeal of 4.5. But neither PACT nor UPC would support Tony Gudwein of Kelvyn Park when he demanded a “pro-active assault on all the union-busters in and out of the legislature.” Given the fact that the issue has been alive since the CTU October 2000 meeting, PACT had plenty of time as a “shadow government” to have contingency plans if and when they won, but their victory probably startled them into temporary shock.
Then in the February 2002 House meeting I was stunned that Deborah Lynch ruled out-of-order that the House action supporting 4.5 be amended to notify every candidate for public office and the legislature including sitting senators, and regardless of party, of our House action.
How else do we get it on the table in this campaign, when some allegedly liberal Democrats in the legislature are already supporting Paul Vallas for governor including Skokie Senator Lou Lang and Evanston House member, Julie Hamos?
The substitute proposal on 4.5 did not refer to lobbying to repeal 4.5, so the “friendly amendment” was quite germane as it merely said you will spread the message of our action to all the powers-that-be or potential powers-that-be. The rejected amendment was made by Judy Dever, a member of the Executive Board itself, and was drafted by me. I expected Judy to be given more consideration than myself, and maybe the Executive Board should get its act together.
I also reject totally that to say no more mult-year contracts unless we win back our rights is a non-negotiable demand on the board. On the contrary, it is as much a demand on the legislature. If we put on the table and say “only a year at a time,” the board might cleverly say, “We’ll give you more money and throw in a few policy changes if you sign.” Reject any deal as this.
In the Zion, Illinois strike, an NEA local which had full bargaining rights, still was fearful of a long-term contract and held out for a two. As to non-negotiable demands, the board has always cried poverty publicly and talked about budget shortfalls in press conferences, even before we got to the bargaining table and sadly the CTU for years never challenged their budget analysis. (Was Arthur Andersen involved?)
As I told Ted, attack from the Left and not the Right. Such an attack is actually valuable for PACT, because they then could say they are Centrist. But what worried me is that Deborah Lynch was once an insider, and still has not fully engaged the rank-and-file.
Ted should demand that functional vice-presidents who are active teachers on the bargaining team if nothing else to be part of negotiating caucuses. I advocated this when UPC held the reins of power and still advocate it.
Finally, as Warren Harding supposedly said after the Teapot Dome scandal exposed his corrupt cronies, “God help me from my friends, I can take care of my enemies.” Hopefully, as part of the Loyal Opposition, I have always tried to deal with issues and not images. I recommend it to my friends and critics as well.

Sincerely,
Gerald R. Adler
CTU Retiree Delegate

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How not to solve a teacher shortage


Here’s a letter I sent to the Tribune and Sun-Times. Even if they don’t use it, I hope that you can.
There is a critical teacher shortage in the State of Illinois. Currently, there are 1,100 teaching vacancies in the City of Chicago alone. Paul Vallas, Democratic candidate for Governor of Illinois, claims he can solve the problem without spending any money. While cost-free problem solving is every taxpayer’s dream, a close look at Mr. Vallas’s solution indicates his idea is more worthy of his professional colleagues at Enron than as a viable alternative to a very real and pressing problem.
Mr.Vallas, as an accountant and former CEO of the Chicago Public School system, would have the voting public believe that teacher shortages throughout the state can be solved by simply lowering the standard for what constitutes a certified teacher. Mr. Vallas’s solution is to promote “crash course” alternative certification programs, which certify people as teachers in a matter of a few short weeks. “Graduates” of these crash courses attend seminars or “quickie” summer institutes to become “qualified” teachers. While this solution does “solve” the teacher shortage on paper, in reality, such “crash course” graduates are not adequately trained and as a consequence, the children they attempt to serve are shortchanged.
More honestly, the solution to statewide teacher shortages is to provide incentives for people to enter into the field and make it a lifelong vocation. This includes not only improved remuneration but also a commitment to providing a safe and healthy learning environment for all educational stakeholders. The taxpayers and children of Illinois deserve no less.
Ultimately, the notion that teacher shortages can be solved, without cost, by simply lowering the standard for what constitutes a certified teacher, is less of a solution and more of an accounting sleight of hand. The schools of Illinois do not need to be “Enronized” and Paul Vallas, as an accountant and former CEO of the CPS, should know it.

Sincerely,
Jay Rehak
CTU Member


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